Everlane was acquired by Shein this week for $100 million, which is the retail equivalent of a farmers market stall being purchased by the factory it spent ten years pointing at disapprovingly.

For those who need a brief refresher: Everlane built its entire commercial identity on telling you exactly where your t-shirt was made, who made it, how long it took, what the buttons cost, and what margin they were extracting from the transaction. This was called Radical Transparency. It was, for a period, extremely effective. People paid $38 for a white t-shirt and felt, against all available evidence, that they were doing something sensible.

Shein, meanwhile, is a company whose supply chain has the legibility of a classified document and the environmental footprint of a mid-sized industrial accident (allegedly, and we say allegedly with the energy of people who would very much like to continue operating a newsletter).

And yet. Here we are.

If they haven’t already done so, the Everlane team will issue the customary statement about shared values and exciting new chapters. Shein will issue nothing, because Shein does not explain itself. The symmetry will be, in its way, perfect.

Somewhere, a brand strategist who spent 2019 writing earnest copy about Peruvian cotton is staring at the ceiling with no further questions.

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The piece is from Matthew Gattozzi of Goodo Studios, who has placed a Raspberry Pi on a desk and given it a name, a job title, a newsletter, and what one can only assume is a modest ambition.

Sadie Dunhill is an AI creative strategist. She pulls reports, builds briefs, maintains queues, and attends to the administrative undergrowth that quietly exhausts the people you hired to think. She is not replacing anyone. She is, in theory, returning your best strategists to the part of the job they are actually good at, which is the part they currently spend the least time doing.

This is either the beginning of something genuinely useful for creative teams, or a very committed experiment in naming a computer after a person. Possibly both.

Either way, the argument is worth reading before someone turns it into a LinkedIn carousel with eleven slides and a photo of the Raspberry Pi looking aspirational.

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There is, somewhere in Shein's newly acquired asset library, a webpage explaining the precise ethical provenance of a $38 linen shirt. Nobody has taken it down yet. This is either an oversight or the funniest brand strategy in DTC history. Either way, the shirt is now $14.

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