Issue 222: The product launch playbook for brands

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Nahhhhh, same vibes, just a bit more raised pinky finger.

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The product launch playbook for brands

The Most Expensive (Or Lucrative) Sentence in This Email

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It started as housekeeping. A harmless little “clean up Welcome #3” test. Kill some padding. Fix the hierarchy. Move on with life.

Then the revenue chart did something awkward… like tripling.

This wasn’t a copy rewrite. No new offer. No clever subject line. Just one painfully obvious change most brands swear they’re already doing.

Here’s what you’ll see inside:

  • The exact layout mistake hiding in most “polished” Welcome emails

  • Why benefits buried below the fold strangle revenue

  • How one sentence, moved up top, changed buyer behavior overnight

  • The metric that mattered more than open rate (by a mile)

Read the full breakdown and try not to side-eye your own Welcome flow afterward → Read the case study

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The Outro

Phew! We got through it, folks. Glad to have you here in 2026. Obviously, we think it’s going to be pretty boring if the first few days are any indication. 😅 

Farewell!

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